Fiendish Delights Discovers The Web’s Sexiest Nerd
Her name is Jandi Lin, she’s an adult performer and has posted a video on her MySpace of her visit to a Star Trek convention with fellow actress Aiden Starr and what looks like a typical Trekkie. Well, except for the palling around with hot women.
Enjoy:
Now that you’ve seen this, could you watch one of her … *ahem* … performances without the disturbing thought running through your mind that at that same moment she’s practicing her Klingon?
What’s the verdict? A turn on because it makes her seem accessible or is this the kind of thing you just don’t want to know about your favorite adult actress?
Speaking of famous hot web nerds, look who’s in mourning for Gary Gygax.
A tip of the chapeau to Gram the Man.
Beast Blender: Taxidermy for Everyone
From the Minnesota Association of Rogue Taxidermists comes Beast Blender, a Flash driven virtual taxidermy studio that enables you to create your very own legendary creature or cryptid. There are dozens of parts to blend, from an alligator’s tail, to a mosquito’s wing, to a black rhino’s horn, and each part can be flipped, resized, and placed independently.
My dismal first attempt is pictured above – I managed to convince myself he’s got a Beetlejuice sandworm thing going on.
Impending Doom
photo credit: Ariel Bariel Long via Dark Roasted Blend
Ah, the delicious schadenfreude of watching anthropomorphic eggs about to meet their demise.
Would it be too perverse to mention the best scrambled eggs on the planet in the same post as that photo?
Tim Burton’s Stainboy vs. The Girl Who Stares
You can never get enough Burton:
Delightfully fiendish I should say.
On Set Interview With a Hot Tiefling Babe and a Gay Gnome
Wizards of the Coast has is releasing the 4th edition of Dungeons and Dragons which has caused a massive up tick in Internet geekery. Even conservative bloggers best known for hard line stances on the War on Terror have fallen prey to the woman repelling excitement for this new incarnation of man-childery.
Wizards of the Coast are helping fan the flames of D&D players nerd passion by producing the following video featuring a sports bra clad half devil being interviewed about the new game, while the much hated, and in this video rather flamboyant, Gnome character class discusses his demotion to mere monster status:
There’s a higher quality version here for those of you who are even now lamenting that the picture quality wasn’t good enough for you to get a screen shot of your new fantasy girlfriend. They also created this amusing interview with dungeon dwelling stand by The Beholder which you’re sure to enjoy.
Although I honestly don’t see what all the hubbub is about. What kind of person cares about D&D when a new expansion for Warhammer 40,000 is due out in a matter of months?
Only nerds my friends, only nerds.